accidentalavenger:
mothdogs:
vampireapologist:
being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33
Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder
I once served a regular coffee and asked if she had planned to enjoy the heatwave and she went ‘no, I’m going to chemotherapy later‘
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23:53
10-11-18
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whitewashedhanzo:
i scrolled past this an hour ago and thats when the winston/hanzo drama started happening so im obligated to reblog this to dispense with the bad energy. sorry
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12:17
7-12-18
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jasper-rolls:
sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes
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11:12
4-24-18
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sopranish:
owlmylove:
bedabug:
making a new password like
me: beefstew
computer: sorry password not stroganoff
oh my god
*slowclap*
(via isaac)
0:37
4-24-18
375,202 notes